Proud Owner of a Useless Immune System Hoodie | Minimal Slogan Hoodie

Someone sneezed three streets away.

Excellent.

See you in a week.

Proud owner of a useless immune system is for anyone whose body treats every passing bug like an exciting new subscription service.

Comfortable, understated and particularly appropriate when you're once again wondering how you've managed to catch that.

At least being wrapped in a hoodie makes the whole situation marginally less offensive.

Better Left Unsaid.

Minimal design. Maximum personality. Wear what you're thinking.

Why you'll love it

• Comfortable everyday hoodie
• Relaxed fit
• Adjustable drawstring hood
• Front kangaroo pocket
• Minimal text design
• Ideal for those personally victimised by cold and flu season

The Thought Behind It

Your immune system has one job.

Performance reviews have been scheduled.

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Do not dryclean

Product Safety & Compliance

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: AWDIS JH001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: No age restrictions