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Once I Learn How to Argue Without Crying It's Over for You Bitches! Hoodie | Minimal Slogan Hoodie

Once I Learn How to Argue Without Crying It's Over for You Bitches! Hoodie | Minimal Slogan Hoodie

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Width = measured flat, armpit to armpit.

Length = highest point of shoulder to hem.

The argument is excellent.

The delivery system remains under development.

Once I learn how to argue without crying it's over for you bitches! is for anyone perfectly capable of making a devastatingly logical point while their tear ducts stage an entirely unrelated protest.

Emotional? Yes.

Wrong?

Absolutely not.

This minimalist hoodie is comfortable enough for the argument, the post-argument analysis and the imaginary rematch three hours later where you finally remember everything you should have said.

Better Left Unsaid.

Minimal design. Maximum personality. Wear what you're thinking.

Why you'll love it

  • Comfortable everyday hoodie
  • Relaxed fit
  • Adjustable drawstring hood
  • Front kangaroo pocket
  • Clean minimalist text design
  • Ideal attire for arguments you'll win retrospectively

The Thought Behind It

Please disregard the tears.

The point remains valid.

We'll circle back when the voice stops wobbling.

Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean

Product Safety & Compliance

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: AWDIS JH001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: No age restrictions

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