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My Salary and Lifestyle Are in a Long-Distance Relationship Hoodie | Minimal Slogan Hoodie
My Salary and Lifestyle Are in a Long-Distance Relationship Hoodie | Minimal Slogan Hoodie
Size Guide
Size Guide
Measure a T-shirt you already own that fits you well.
Width = measured flat, armpit to armpit.
Length = highest point of shoulder to hem.
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They're committed to each other.
They just rarely meet.
My salary and lifestyle are in a long-distance relationship is for anyone whose taste says boutique hotel while their bank balance gently suggests staying home.
Comfortable, understated and financially self-aware, this minimalist hoodie is perfect for expensive opinions, ambitious plans and the ongoing administrative inconvenience of having a budget.
The lifestyle is ready.
The salary is apparently still travelling.
Better Left Unsaid.
Minimal design. Maximum personality. Wear what you're thinking.
Why you'll love it
- Comfortable everyday hoodie
- Relaxed, easy-to-wear fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood
- Front kangaroo pocket
- Clean minimalist slogan
- Looks considerably more expensive than your current financial situation feels
The Thought Behind It
The vision is there.
The taste is there.
The funds have sent their apologies.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product Safety & Compliance
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: AWDIS JH001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: No age restrictions
