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Mentally Surviving on Caffeine, Spite, and Dissociation Hoodie | Minimal Slogan Hoodie
Mentally Surviving on Caffeine, Spite, and Dissociation Hoodie | Minimal Slogan Hoodie
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Width = measured flat, armpit to armpit.
Length = highest point of shoulder to hem.
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It's less of a wellness routine.
More of an emergency operating system.
Mentally surviving on caffeine, spite, and dissociation is for those days when balance, mindfulness and eight hours of sleep have been replaced by coffee and the determination to prove a point.
Comfortable, understated and reassuringly honest, this minimalist hoodie won't fix the situation.
But at least you'll be dressed appropriately for it.
Better Left Unsaid.
Minimal design. Maximum personality. Wear what you're thinking.
Why you'll love it
- Comfortable everyday hoodie
- Relaxed, easy-to-wear fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood
- Front kangaroo pocket
- Clean minimalist slogan
- Pairs beautifully with your third coffee
The Thought Behind It
Are these recognised coping mechanisms?
That's really not the point.
They're currently getting us through Tuesday.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product Safety & Compliance
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: AWDIS JH001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: No age restrictions
