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Brutal Time for Those Attracted to Intelligence Hoodie | Minimal Slogan Hoodie
Brutal Time for Those Attracted to Intelligence Hoodie | Minimal Slogan Hoodie
Size Guide
Size Guide
Measure a T-shirt you already own that fits you well.
Width = measured flat, armpit to armpit.
Length = highest point of shoulder to hem.
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The dating pool was already looking shallow.
Then somebody drained it.
Brutal time for those attracted to intelligence is for anyone whose type is apparently becoming less of a preference and more of an unreasonable demand.
Dry, understated and carrying just enough intellectual superiority to become part of the problem, this minimalist hoodie is for those still holding out hope for wit, curiosity and a functioning conversation.
Standards are important.
Even when they're ruining your life.
Better Left Unsaid.
Minimal design. Maximum personality. Wear what you're thinking.
Why you'll love it
- Comfortable everyday hoodie
- Relaxed, easy-to-wear fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood
- Front kangaroo pocket
- Clean minimalist slogan
- For anyone whose type has become statistically inconvenient
The Thought Behind It
Looks aren't everything.
Personality matters.
Intelligence matters.
This has not made things easier.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product Safety & Compliance
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: AWDIS JH001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: No age restrictions
